Thursday, August 4, 2011

I've learned from experience that..


*You never know when you're making a memory.
**Telling your parents you're at a movie when you aren't really at a movie can sometimes backfire.
**Not changing your oil on time can leave you stranded on a highway in the middle of the night.
**Dropping your phone repeatedly on the concrete will lead to imenent death of the phone.
**You never truly know when someone will be gone. Cherish every moment with everyone.
**If he doesn't respect you, he doesn't deserve you.
**If he only calls when he wants something, it means he only wants something. Dont give it to him.
**Using your debit card a couple times a day could lead to trouble when you try to fill up with gas and there's no money in your account.
**Pimples will ALWAYS pop up on picture day, whether you use proactive or clearasil or neutragena. it doesnt matter.
**Sometimes being nice to people can get you far in life.
**When you drop your straightener or curling iron, the initial response is to grab it....DONT!
**Security guards don't believe you when you say "it must have fallen into my purse".
**Blowing up army men and barbie dolls in the backyard will result in a phone call from the neighbors to the police.
**Stealing signs is VERY illegal.
**A friend is a friend, they come and go. A best friend is forever.
**When you're wearing a dress, don't stand over an air vent.
**You really do have to turn in homework...for a grade.
**No guy is worth the trouble. The right guy wont have that trouble.
**Once the foil is past your nasal cavity, you have to go to the hospital to get it out :/
**The heart does heal and you will love like this again--only when you do you'll deny ever loving like this before. (Meredith Rowe)
**Jumping on the beds at hotels makes the people in the room under you really really uncomfortable.
**the best things in life really are free.
**Life is serious, except when you take is sooo seriously. Then it just becomes dull.
and remember:
**Sometimes knowing things before prevents you from learning. and sometimes it prevents you from failing. use your judgement.