My afternoon class is usually a group of boys; only boys, ages 4-10. On occasion, I have a girl that stays for an hour or so, but I'm usually trapped in a room with young boys playing action figures and legos. Listening to their conversations is the highlight of my day. Kids really do say the darnedest things!
Here is a small compilation of things I have heard them say that I felt were worth writing down. (I will simply use a letter to represent the children's' names and a number for their age. Keep in mind, they're all boys unless otherwise specified.) The list will continue to grow. Enjoy!
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*Playing some hiding game with action figures*
N
(10): "HAHA, I found you!"
E
(8): "Uh, no...you didn't. I'm black so you probably can't even see me through the
smoke."
N
(10): "Fine. (Turns to another boy) I caught you!!"
V
(6): "No way. I'm too big to catch. I'm 500 pounds because I like McDonald's."
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*His friend walks away and starts goofing around*
L
(5): "Well, I'm gonna do this while you do all your jibbelty jack. Such a waste of
time."
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*Arguing about action figures*
E
(8): "Okay, but my character is deaf."
V
(6): "Your guy is death?"
E
(8): "No, not
death.
Deaf! Death is when you die, deaf is when your
ears die."
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*Talking during snack*
N
(10): "Yeah because zombies eat peoples' flesh."
Me: "Let's find something else to talk about!"
M
The only girl in class (8): "Yeah! Like puppies or rainbows or stickers. Stuff like that."
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*Showing me his lego creation*
E
(8): "It's like the third quadruple most amazing thing in the world."
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N
(10): "Let's have a dance competition!"
L
(5): "No, I can't."
N
(10): "Well, why not?!"
L
(5): "They're my secret moves. I can't show people my secret moves. That's why
they're called secret."
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N
(10): "Gross, who just farted?"
Me: "We don't need to talk about that. And let's use a different word next time,
please."
V
(6): "We say toot, or pass gas, or stepping on frogs, or booty whispers."
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*Talking about eating cherries*
M
(5): "Sometimes they feel juicy and taste like mushrooms."
V
(6): "But mushrooms grow out of the ground and cherries grow from..umm...God?"
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O
(4): "I learned how to tie my shoes. Something about a rabbit in a hole, but my
rabbit never stays in his hole. That's why we had six more weeks of winter."
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V(6): "Ms. Miller, how old are you? Well, umm...if I had to guess, I'd say you're like 80.
Because you look young and old. I think my mom is 85. So you look younger
than her, but older than me."
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